Buying your first shares is like losing your virginity. It is nerve-wracking, quicker than expected and stands a small chance of being brilliant. But nothing will ever be quite the same again.
Bluffers should be just as capable of gossiping about shares as they are about sex. You need to know when to pass on a nugget of news and how to sound as if you've heard it all before. Try using aliases, being provocative, showing that you know the big boys, and ignoring convention. You should also pace yourself, acknowledge that size does matter, recognise your power, plan your next move and finally plot your exit.
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