【PTE口语】脑洞太大！那些ASQ里同学们给出的千奇百怪的答案！

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Q. What is the pointing device of a computer? A. Finger

点评：Hello? 这位同学，题目问的是of a computer哦，不是of a body！所以答案其实是mouse.
Q. What is the time of a day before noon called? A. before noonA. after noon

点评：这位同学是否忘记了中午之前还有一个时段叫morning呢…
Q. How do we call 7 days in time period?A. a month

点评：这道题答错的去面壁！去面壁！幼儿园老师哭晕在厕所…
Q. What’s the fastest way to get from the 20th floor to the 1st floor? A. Jump

点评：这位同学你冷静点！！还有一位同学给的答案是：Run...说的很对啊！比Walk快多了呀！答案应该是(by) elevator
Q. Name a month that falls between September and November.A. December

点评：October表示很委屈。
Q. What is a destructive program that spreads from computer to computer?A. computer game

点评：好有道理……我竟无法反驳……正确答案应该是virus/computer virus
Q. What point of the compass is directly opposite east?A. left

点评：强行要这么说的话，好像也没什么不对……毕竟上北下南左西右东嘛！
Q. What do we call a period of ten years?A. a century

点评：原来我们都是活了好多个多世纪的人了！
Q. Where would you store meat you wish to keep frozen at home?A. oven

点评：可能这位同学答题的时候想吃烤肉了吧……正确答案应该是fridge, refrigerator
Q. In which direction does the sun come up? A.  West

点评：这就是传说中的太阳从西边出来了吗？？
Q. What days of the week are considered as weekends?A. Monday

点评：同学，我十分理解你周一不想上课/上班的心情，但是还是要好好答题啊！
Q. What is the job title of someone who treats sick people?
A. patient

点评：医生表示：别抢我的工作啊！！
Q. What is the first meal of the day called?A. brunch

点评：Brunch吃成习惯了，完全忘记Breakfast这件事了吗？？????