在GUMTREE闲逛看见的，不想点链接的直接看我复制过来的原文好了。
http://www.xxx/s-ad/brisbane-city/other-jobs/looking-for-an-honest-dragon-hunter/1021647291
I am not quite sure most of you have seen the rather large black dragon that has made residence in the western Brisbane suburbs in the last couple of months. Lately it has been luring the peasents of the human species to it's lure and having them as snacks. Which I am quite fine with however it has been starting to become quite bold and flying out in daylight hours and approaching dangerously close to the city centre. If you are going to look for this send dragon it is located flying in the sky 65 degrees SW from the city's centre.
I am looking for a brave young soul to;
Lure the said black dragon away to a more rural area.
Force said the dragon to land in rural area.
Slay said dragon in whatever way you see fit.
Please note;
That all weapons, armour and/or magical training is not supplied, and the needs to funding out of your own coin.
Also note there is NO PAY of any kind, as dragon slaying is its own reward, as well as the perfect right to brag with all your hearts content in all the taverns across the lands.
I will also like to add,
PLEASE Do NOT slay the red golden dragon known as "Soulirus" that frequents the area from time to time.
He and I have had a binding contractual agreement for the last decade.
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